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Thursday, July 31, 2008

I think my friends hate me.

Guess what Fish bought for me from her Taiwan trip. Before the dinner today started, she claimed that my present is the most special and cutest one.

And so, I thought to myself, ‘Finally I’m getting a decent souvenir.’

But to my disbelief, she bought me a…

TOILET BOWL!
She claimed that the toilet bowl reminds her of me being constipated, so she bought it so as to aid in my ‘business’. THANKS LA. Apparently, it's also 台湾的特产, cos everyone who's been to Taiwan and the Toiletbowl restaurant would know about it. SADNESS. This thing better works, or else!

I was thinking I could probably plant a small lil plant in it, then Min suggested I can use it to contain paperclips in my future office. COME ON LA. If I really do that, then the entire world would gang up to laugh at me alr.

This really aint fair. Why does everyone else get nice and decent presents but me? This is not the first time alr, and she’s definitely not alone. Let's not talk about the Tofu pouch and the panda handphone strap anymore. Yes, I know the previous Love Charm worked but that’s not the point! Hahas. The other 2 who are going KL and Bangkok better not try anything funny. My heart really cant take it anymore. :(

Yes, I really do appreciate the present. I'm sure it's written all over my face.

23:56
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